St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail

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Experience the sophistication of classic Italian aperitivo without the alcohol with St. Agrestis Phony Negroni, an award-winning non-alcoholic Negroni mocktail crafted for discerning cocktail lovers. Created in Brooklyn, New York, this ready-to-drink zero-proof cocktail captures the iconic bittersweet character, botanical complexity, and elegant balance of a traditional Negroni—without the alcohol.

Made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO botanical ingredients, including Tuscan juniper, southern Italian citrus, florals, bitter botanicals, and quinine. Perfect for aperitivo hour, dinner parties, or a refined evening at home, St. Agrestis Phony Negroni offers the ritual and complexity of a traditional Negroni with 0.0% ABV. Enjoy it straight from the bottle, over ice with an orange twist, or as the foundation for elevated zero-proof cocktails. In the San Francisco World Spirits Competition, it was awarded: 2024 Best In Class, 2022 - 2024 Double Gold, 2024 Platinum.

Sommelier Tasting Notes

Scarlet ruby-red in color, St. Agrestis Phony Negroni opens with expressive aromas of juniper, orange peel, herbs, and floral botanicals. The palate is beautifully layered, balancing bittersweet citrus, earthy botanicals, and gentle herbal complexity with the unmistakable bitter backbone that defines a classic Negroni. A touch of carbonation adds texture and lift, creating a viscous mouthfeel and refreshing finish. Elegant, complex, and perfectly balanced, it offers the depth cocktail enthusiasts look for in a traditional aperitif-style drink.

Flavor Profile

Citrus: Southern Italian orange peel and bright citrus notes
Botanicals: Tuscan juniper, herbs, florals, and aromatic spices
Bitterness: Classic aperitivo-style bitter complexity
Style: Bittersweet, botanical, sophisticated, and refreshing
Finish: Dry, herbal, citrus-forward, and lingering

Serving Suggestions & Food Pairings

St. Agrestis Phony Negroni is designed to be enjoyed just like a classic cocktail. Serve chilled over a large ice cube with a fresh orange twist for an effortless zero-proof aperitivo experience. It can also be used as a base for creative non-alcoholic cocktails, pairing beautifully with sparkling water, tonic, citrus garnishes, and fresh herbs.

Its complex bitter and botanical profile makes it an excellent companion for Mediterranean cuisine, antipasti, charcuterie boards, olives, aged cheeses, seafood, grilled vegetables, and rich appetizers. It is the perfect choice for cocktail hours, dinner parties, celebrations, and mindful drinking occasions.

*Not Eligible For Further Discounts

Juniper
Sicilian Orange
Herbaceous
Bitter-Sweet

United States

Brooklyn, New York

N/A

Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Fruit Juice, Phosphoric Acid, Quinine, Sodium Benzoate.

0.0% ABV

SommSays

Zero Regret
No Hangovers
All The Ritual

Food Friendly
Tasty AF
Hand Picked

The Sommelier Is Here

The St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail has an ABV of:

0.0% ABV

All of the products curated on this website comply with the United States Food and Drug Administration definition of a non-alcoholic beverage.

Some beverages contain trace amounts of alcohol (0.5% or less) which is still considered non-alcoholic by the United States Food and Drug Administration.

For context, a slice of sourdough bread or ripe fruit contains more alcohol than any of our products.

ABV (Alcohol By Volume) is a unit of measuring alcohol content.

An ABV of 0.5 % or less means there is effectively no alcohol in the product.

For context, traditional wines have 12% - 16% ABV.

The St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail will not give you buzz or hangover. All of our products offer all the fun, without the buzz or negative affects from traditional alcoholic beverages.

Even products with 0.5% ABV (Alcohol By Volume) will not give you a buzz.

A slice of sourdough bread or ripe fruit contains more ABV than any of our products.

Excellent - Our sommelier tasting notes for this bottle are:

Juniper
Sicilian Orange
Herbaceous
Bitter-Sweet

All of our products are curated by a team of discerning Michelin sommeliers and wine industry veterans.

Take our word for it. Or better yet, try a bottle yourself.

All of our products, including St. Agrestis Phony Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail, contain zero to trace amounts of alcohol.

This should not cause issues during pregnancy. However, we urge you to consult with your doctor and review the nutritional labels prior to consumption.