St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail

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Discover the smoky sophistication of the St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni, a premium non-alcoholic Mezcal Negroni cocktail alternative. This award-winning alcohol-free mocktail combines smoky mezcal-inspired notes with the bittersweet foundation of the classic Phony Negroni—delivering a complex cocktail experience with 0.0% ABV.

Crafted in Brooklyn by St. Agrestis, the Phony Mezcal Negroni is made with 30 real, raw, non-GMO botanical ingredients and features a carefully developed blend that emphasizes vegetal depth, earthy complexity, citrus brightness, and gentle smoke. Perfect for aperitivo hour, dinner parties, cocktail gatherings, or a refined evening at home. Serve chilled over ice with an orange twist for a sophisticated zero-proof experience.

Sommelier Tasting Notes

Deep and complex, the St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni opens with expressive aromas of smoke, roasted botanicals, citrus peel, and earthy herbs. The palate delivers layers of mezcal-inspired character with notes of vegetal agave-like richness, bitter citrus, aromatic botanicals, and subtle spice. A balanced bitterness provides the signature Negroni backbone, while smoky and earthy elements create a distinctive depth reminiscent of traditional mezcal. A touch of carbonation enhances the silky mouthfeel, adding texture and a refreshing finish that makes this alcohol-free cocktail remarkably satisfying.

Flavor Profile

Smoke: Gentle mezcal-inspired smoke and roasted botanical notes
Botanicals: Earthy herbs, citrus peel, and complex plant-based flavors
Bitterness: Classic Negroni-style bitter aperitivo character
Style: Smoky, herbal, bittersweet, and sophisticated
Finish: Smooth, lingering, earthy, and citrus-forward

Serving Suggestions & Food Pairings

The St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni is ready-to-drink straight from the bottle or poured over ice with a fresh orange twist. Its bold botanical profile also makes it an excellent foundation for creative zero-proof cocktails, pairing beautifully with sparkling water, tonic, fresh citrus, or savory garnishes.

Its smoky bitterness and herbal complexity complement a wide range of cuisine, including tacos, grilled meats, smoked vegetables, ceviche, charcuterie, aged cheeses, Mediterranean dishes, and spicy foods. The cocktail’s depth makes it especially well suited for dinner parties, cocktail hours, and elevated entertaining.

Awards: San Francisco World Spirits Competition (2024 Best In Class, 2022 - 2024 Double Gold, 2024 Platinum)

Smokey
Herbaceous
Complex
Bitter-Sweet

United States

Brooklyn, New York

N/A

Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Citric Acid, Fruit Juice, Phosphoric Acid, Quinine, Sodium Benzoate.

0.0% ABV

SommSays

Zero Regret
No Hangovers
All The Ritual

Food Friendly
Tasty AF
Hand Picked

The Sommelier Is Here

The St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail has an ABV of:

0.0% ABV

All of the products curated on this website comply with the United States Food and Drug Administration definition of a non-alcoholic beverage.

Some beverages contain trace amounts of alcohol (0.5% or less) which is still considered non-alcoholic by the United States Food and Drug Administration.

For context, a slice of sourdough bread or ripe fruit contains more alcohol than any of our products.

ABV (Alcohol By Volume) is a unit of measuring alcohol content.

An ABV of 0.5 % or less means there is effectively no alcohol in the product.

For context, traditional wines have 12% - 16% ABV.

The St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail will not give you buzz or hangover. All of our products offer all the fun, without the buzz or negative affects from traditional alcoholic beverages.

Even products with 0.5% ABV (Alcohol By Volume) will not give you a buzz.

A slice of sourdough bread or ripe fruit contains more ABV than any of our products.

Excellent - Our sommelier tasting notes for this bottle are:

Smokey
Herbaceous
Complex
Bitter-Sweet

All of our products are curated by a team of discerning Michelin sommeliers and wine industry veterans.

Take our word for it. Or better yet, try a bottle yourself.

All of our products, including St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni Non-Alcoholic Mocktail, contain zero to trace amounts of alcohol.

This should not cause issues during pregnancy. However, we urge you to consult with your doctor and review the nutritional labels prior to consumption.